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wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS

AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL

'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'

AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF

this whole post is full of cute omg

Within a Gilded Cage

bad-faery:

Anon prompted: Belle spends 28 years as Mr Gold’s “kept woman”.

Isabelle rested her forehead against the window, watching the cars go by and mentally matching each with its owner.  Marco Waxtern’s beat-up old Ford hatchback was first, followed by the local vet’s blue Miata.  The cruiser obviously belonged to Sheriff Graham, but the fourth car that passed by was a yellow Volkswagen Beetle that she’d swear she’d never seen before.  Craning her neck, Isabelle watched it until it was out of sight, then returned her attention to her book as the afternoon’s excitement ended.

It wasn’t a bad life.  Her duties were minimal.  She served Mr. Gold his breakfast and dinner and kept him company while he ate, went down on him in the evenings, and granted him access to her body whenever he wanted it- which was usually Wednesdays and Sundays.  In return, he kept her father’s florist shop solvent and bought her all the books she wanted.  It had been a good deal.

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Sit in the center of a library. Somewhere where you can see people. Don’t read a book; read the people around you. See the little girl working on her math homework, the teenage boy bobbing his head to the song he is listening to, the girl across from him who cannot stop staring at him, the men with ties too tight looking at long lists of numbers, the girl hiding behind a pile of books, and the women ripping her paper in half. Somehow I now realize every person is a book with a unique story to tell.
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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Rumbelle MoulinRouge!AU with Belle as the writer and Rum as a male prostitute

beeeinyourbonnet:

"I’ve never been anyone’s muse before," Gold said, sipping at the scotch he’d ordered sent up to the private suite.

"I don’t believe in muses." Belle flopped back onto the bed, robe slipping down to expose her thigh. "Only myself."

"I’d put my money on you over a muse anyday." He finished the drink and set the empty tumbler down. Belle had been writing for too long, and now her naked legs looked like white chocolate to him.

"Thanks, R—what are you doing?"

She shrieked when he pounced on her, like a tiger in a custom-tailored suit, and he laughed, pressing his lips to her pretty neck.

"It’s playtime now," he said. "You’ve been working too much."

"I know, I’m sorry, it’s just this room is so beautiful and I wanted to fully appreciate it."

"You’ve appreciated it, and now it’s my turn to appreciate something beautiful."

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

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